They won't let me sleep. Scratching on the walls all night. Tried to sit up, they hit me on the left side of my head. I texted a friend continuously begging for help. Result? Nothing. My head hurts, really, my entire body hurts. I've been pinned to the couch all night. Occasionally, they force me to the back of the couch on my side. Smells like something died. And that it decided to eat rotten eggs before it died. Lovely image, isn't it?

There's more. I have to go though. They said no more typing.